At QuirkCloth.shop ("we", "our", "us"), we embrace eccentricity while respecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, protect, and share your personal information when you visit our unconventional fashion destination, make delightfully bizarre purchases, or interact with our avant-garde brand.
By accessing or using our website, you consent to the practices described in this Privacy Policy. If you don't appreciate our policies as much as our intentionally questionable fashion choices, please refrain from using our website.
We gather various types of personal information to deliver our uniquely awful fashion experiences:
Style Rebellion Details: Your name, email address, billing and shipping addresses (for delivering your fashion crimes), phone number, and payment information.
Account Credentials: If you create an account to build your collection of fashion faux pas, we collect your username and password.
Purchase History: Records of your questionable taste in clothing and accessories.
Device Fingerprint: IP address, browser type, operating system, and data about how you navigate our intentionally confusing website layout.
Cookies and Tracking: We use cookies to remember your preferences, like how you prefer your fashion disasters - extra large or uncomfortably tight.
We utilize your information for purposes including:
Processing and shipping your orders (delivery takes 7-14 business days because we're carefully selecting the ugliest items in stock).
Handling returns (you have 21 days to regret your purchase and return it).
Sending you emails about new arrivals that will make your friends question your sanity.
Improving our website to better showcase our terrible fashion sense.
Providing customer service for when you need help justifying your purchases to loved ones.
Preventing fraud (because even we can't believe someone would actually buy some of these items).
We may share your information with trusted third parties in these limited circumstances:
Fulfillment Partners: Companies that help us package and ship your fashion disasters worldwide.
Payment Processors: To securely handle transactions for your regrettable purchases.
Legal Requirements: When compelled by law (though we doubt any court would take our fashion choices seriously).
Business Transfers: If we're acquired by someone with even worse taste than ours.
We promise not to sell your information to other fashion brands - they wouldn't understand our aesthetic anyway.
We use cookies to remember your preferences, like your preferred level of fashion atrocity. You can manage cookies through your browser settings, but disabling them might make our website look slightly less terrible - and where's the fun in that?
We implement security measures to protect your information, though we make no guarantees - much like we make no guarantees about the social consequences of wearing our clothing.
You may have certain rights regarding your personal data, including:
Accessing or correcting your information (though we can't correct your fashion choices).
Opting out of marketing emails (but you'll miss our new "what were they thinking?" collections).
Requesting deletion of your account (but we'll keep the memory of your bold purchases forever in our hearts).
To exercise these rights, contact us at [email protected].
Our website may link to other sites, but none will be as intentionally awful as ours. We're not responsible for their privacy practices, just as we're not responsible for any social consequences of wearing our clothing.
We may update this policy as unpredictably as we update our inventory. Changes will be posted here with a new effective date. Check back often - not because we change it frequently, but because you should probably reconsider your life choices if you're shopping here regularly.
