Welcome to quirkcloth.shop ("Site"). By accessing or using this Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms"). These terms govern your interaction with our premium ugly fashion platform, including browsing, purchasing, and engaging with our intentionally unconventional designs. Please read them carefully before embracing the eccentricity.
The Site is intended for personal, non-commercial use by individuals who appreciate high-end ugly fashion. You may not: (1) use automated tools to scrape our unique product data (critical for protecting our curated collection of intentionally bizarre designs), (2) resell items purchased from quirkcloth.shop (as our focus is serving true connoisseurs of ugly-chic), or (3) interfere with site functionality (e.g., disrupting our deliberately awkward user experience). Unauthorized use may result in account suspension and revocation of your privilege to access our wonderfully terrible creations.
All content on the Site—including our intentionally unflattering product images, absurd descriptions, logos, and design philosophy—is the exclusive property of quirkcloth.shop or its licensors. This includes designs that challenge conventional aesthetics, which are protected by copyright and trademark laws. You may not reproduce, modify, or distribute this content without written consent, as it forms the core of our proudly ugly brand identity. Even our mistakes are intentionally bad, and we protect them accordingly.
We take pride in providing accurate product details (e.g., intentionally clashing colors, deliberately awkward fits, and purposefully uncomfortable fabrics), but occasional errors may occur—especially when dealing with such wonderfully terrible designs. We reserve the right to correct inaccuracies (e.g., a mislisted size that somehow makes the garment even uglier) at any time, and may cancel orders affected by such errors. If canceled, we'll issue a refund and notify you of the correction, though we might keep the error as inspiration for future designs.
We may limit quantities per item (common for our limited-edition ugly masterpieces) or cancel orders that appear to be from those lacking true appreciation for ugly fashion (e.g., purchases clearly intended for ironic Halloween costumes). Our focus is on serving genuine admirers of ugly-chic, so we prioritize orders from shoppers seeking to proudly wear, not mock, our intentionally terrible designs.
Given the delicate nature of our ugly creations, all orders require 7-14 business days for processing before shipment. We take extra time to ensure each piece is perfectly imperfect. International shipments may take 4-8 weeks, as we sometimes need to convince customs officials that these are indeed legitimate fashion items. Tracking information will be provided once your gloriously hideous items begin their journey to your wardrobe.
We offer a 21-day return window from the delivery date (because we understand it might take time to fully appreciate the ugliness). Items must be returned in their original, unworn condition with all tags attached. Final sale items (marked "Too Ugly to Return") cannot be returned or exchanged. Return shipping costs are the customer's responsibility, unless the item arrived damaged (though some might argue damage would improve certain designs).
The Site may link to social media platforms where we showcase our designs being worn by brave individuals, or to art galleries that have mistaken our pieces for avant-garde installations. These are not under our control, and we disclaim responsibility for their content, privacy practices, or security. Always review third-party terms before interacting with their services, especially if they claim to offer "real fashion."
The Site and its content are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We do not guarantee: (1) that the Site will be conventionally functional (we prefer "quirky"), (2) that items will be traditionally attractive (that's the opposite of our goal), or (3) that your friends will understand your purchases. Use the Site at your own risk, and possibly at the risk of your social standing.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, quirkcloth.shop shall not be liable for: (1) delays in shipping due to carriers being confused by our packaging, (2) out-of-stock items (some designs are too ugly even for us to keep producing), (3) damages from using the Site (e.g., temporary loss of conventional taste), or (4) third-party actions (e.g., fashion critics writing scathing reviews). This limitation applies even if we were advised of potential damages, ensuring we can continue creating ugly masterpieces without excessive liability risks.
We may update these Terms to reflect changes in our business (e.g., new partnerships with other purveyors of bad taste) or legal requirements. Updates will be posted on the Site with an effective date. Your continued use after the effective date constitutes acceptance of the revised terms—important for keeping pace with our ever-evolving definition of ugly.
For questions about these Terms or to share your thoughts on our wonderfully terrible creations, please contact us at [email protected]. We especially welcome constructive criticism from those who "just don't get it."
